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  • imh1b
    02-25 10:40 AM
    Guys,

    Would it be of benefit, if USCIS sends us a notice when our petition is "Pre-adjudicated; awaiting visa number"? So, we can at least be in peace and go on with our life?


    It is a bad idea. It will allow people to misuse it. Once they are pre-approved they may not care about staying in status. They will not change jobs in their area of work. You may find an engineer doing some other profession. How will something like this help USA. We should stop seeing everything from - How it will help me. See how it will help USA to make good suggestions USCIS will listen.





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  • pd052009
    03-15 11:34 AM
    You may have ....I did not. The so called software professionals have no other avenue than coming through the bodyshops. Infy, TCS and Wippro are no different than other desi bodyshops. Its the difference between a nice hair cutting saloon and a road side one. Infy, TCS are nice hair cutting saloon.

    Its not a question about feeling the pinch. Its about the validity of credentials. Most of underskilled people get undue advantage by working at these bodyshops.
    You can not simply say that Infy,TCS/Wipro are nice. Through body shoppers you have an oppertunity to earn more. Through Infy,TCS/Wipro, you would get designation.





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  • sriwaitingforgc
    06-04 12:29 PM
    The online AR11 form is giving 2 options . which one should we choose?

    Only the first option (for US citizen) is giving options for pending cases!!!!

    * Yes, this change of address is for a US Citizen
    * No, this change of address is not for a US Citizen

    Thanks
    SK





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  • icecolor
    09-06 01:28 PM
    Same here. However, I think that we will get it sooner.



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  • walking_dude
    11-21 12:04 PM
    Nooooooooo. That Turkey was "Amnestied". Some Anti-immigrant will be roasting it soon :)

    Bush just pardoned a Turkey - that Turkey could be a GC Holder very fast !!;) - I understand that it is headed to Baltimore - can the Balitmore chapter use it as a mascot ? !!!





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  • yetanotherguyinline
    04-15 01:04 PM
    I had the same issue and I just sent in paper returns.



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  • vamsi_poondla
    09-21 03:18 PM
    Employer cannot revoke I-140 application after 180 days of filling I-485. No matter what the scenario is.

    Can someone use AC21 if the I-140 is not approved? I think it is risky because employer can revoke I-140 and you will be OOS





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  • greenmonster
    07-19 08:39 AM
    Hi,
    Could you please advice for the below case.

    Entered US on H4 in 2005, then got H1 approved in 2006. But was never on project with H1, hence no pay stubs. Currently H1 has expired and planning to go India for H4 stamping. Will there be any problems regarding the H1 period where there were no Paystubs?

    Thanks



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  • chanduv23
    03-31 02:52 PM
    Yes, we are seeing more denials and RFEs these days, but we are also seeing more signs of preadjudication at the same time which makes it hard to tell if the rate of denials/RFEs has gone up.

    In Mar 2008 for example, we saw maybe 2 485 denials on the forums, which seemed like a small number, and in Mar 2009 if we see 10 485 denials, it will seem like a large number, but you have to remember that the number of applications being pre-adjudicated in March 2008 (according to NSC, TSC processing times) were probably far less than the ones being pre-adjudicated now (since the processing times have only now reached close to or past July 2007 and we have been seeing signs of pre-adjudication activity - soft LUDs, etc.).

    So if 100 applications were being preadjudicated in Mar 2008, the % of denials was 2% and if 500 are being pre-adjudicated now, the % of denials is still 2%, it just seems higher because 10 guys posting about 485 denials in a month, seems more shocking than 2 guys a month.

    Of course, these numbers are all based on the assumption that the # of applications filed in July 2007 far exceeded the # of applications that were "in process" until then, and that forum members are a good statistical sample, so in the end, it is still a guess.

    Godspeed to all of us.

    Yes - this seems like pre adjudication as we see so many RFEs and denials and soft LUDs even though the dates are not current.





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  • redcard
    02-13 01:05 AM
    Hello all,

    Is there a law that grant green card for a person who's been in the States legally for more than 10 years?

    Thanks

    Oh Yes there is a law and its called 'VISA BULLETIN'. The law is enforced every month by Lord Charles Oppenheim who is the judge & jury and USCIS being executioner and we all the defendants. Its one of the most fairest law which is primarily base on the country of your birth.


    Here is the latest copy of the law http://travel.state.gov/visa/frvi/bulletin/bulletin_4659.htm
    :p

    Here is the latest copy of the law Visa Bulletin for March 2010 (http://travel.state.gov/visa/frvi/bulletin/bulletin_4659.html)



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  • kukitron
    10-05 08:33 AM
    Great info,

    Cons
    Salaries are quite low compare to the US,

    Pros,
    No Visa retrogression

    thanks





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  • va_dude
    05-07 04:23 PM
    yes at TSC.



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  • sparklinks
    04-10 08:34 AM
    Thanks buddy !





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  • saint_2010
    09-21 09:19 PM
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  • snowcatcher
    01-28 08:57 AM
    Hi Viva, Great positive attitude. Just dont give up. And dont ask me why the delay so far? Here goes my contribution after the challenge from you and a nudge from my friend Bhaskar_s. I pledge $27 every month. I am going to use the bill pay from my account and send in the funds. Thank you and again don't give up.





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  • arsh007
    10-03 03:25 PM
    Hello,

    My wife is applying for a good job at the European Union, and I do not see why can't she get accepted. We've been stuck in this mess for a while and I am getting tired of irrespectful treatment when entering the country, even when you are here legally, limited career, etc,etc

    We can legally work in Europe, but how is the market in Belgium for an electrical engineer (firmware, hardware, project manager exp)?

    Anybody have any experience or know something about it? salaries, cost of live, etc

    Regards

    I am from India and lived in Brussels, Belgium between 2000-2002 before being transferred by my Indian IT company to work in US on H1. Here are some facts on Brussels:

    1. Quality of Life: Good place to live, friendly people, close to major cities like Paris, Amsterdam and London.

    2. Cost of Living:
    Apartment Rent: 900-1000 Euros per month
    Lease terms: 6-12 months
    Transportation: Public (Bus, subway, trains). You don't need a car.
    Some companies offer a car+gas card as part of the overall
    compensation package.

    3. Salaries: Around Euros 35-45K per year (IT related)
    Taxes: More than US (Around 30-35%)
    Health Insurance: None
    Vacation Time: 20-30 days an year
    Education:Schools are mostly french medium. International schools
    (English medium) are more expensive.
    Desi/Indian population: Limited

    4. Additional Information: Good to learn French as it helps in dealing with local people but a lot of them also speak English.



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  • nath.exists
    11-05 04:35 PM
    Thanks a lot, you cleared all my doubts. Yes you are right i was confusing my case with the GC based on marriage.Thanks again.





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  • yingli
    08-23 10:59 PM
    My greencard application has stuck in name checks for 3 years. I recently filed a Writ of Mandamus. Before going to court, U.S. Attorneys filed to dismiss my case, citing that the adjustment of status is discretionary and the FBI can take as long as they want to do background checks.

    I am hesitating whether to go ahead with a court hearing. In addition, I am not happy with my current lawyer.

    Can someone recommend a good lawyer to me? Many thanks!

    YL





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  • MightyIndian
    11-05 08:47 PM
    I think - there will be more people in AF Unit this consulate

    As Hyderabad is very popular in those lines.

    What is AF unit?





    martinvisalaw
    07-16 03:00 PM
    Hi,
    What are my options here? Is there a way this case can be fixed and brought back on track or am I in a no-go situation? Please advise on the next steps.


    You can refile the 485, if your priority date is current. However, if you filed in the crush of 485s done in Aug 2007, I suspect that your priority date is now backlogged again.

    Hopefully you do have H-1B status. Otherwise, as the prior poster says, you are no longer authorized to be in the US.

    I don't know if the MTR can be appealed in any way, it depends on how it was filed and why it was denied.

    As regards filing a formal complaint against the attorney - that varies by state. You can check your state bar rules about this. It was a very unfortunate mistake to miss one question on the 485, but probably not serious enough for the state bar to impose any sanctions.





    senthil1
    12-02 11:00 PM
    If you are independent contractor you can take some allowed expenses. If you are salaried employee you need to show loss for getting some benefit. Generally if you show loss for 3 years continously then IRS mostly deny on third year. In any case if you take too much expense you are inviting audit and that is going to be nightmare. I do not think it is a good idea to start a company just for expenses unless you are going to do business. Atleast you should be doing independent contracting(corp to Corp).

    o lord labaku... in this case, i am talking to those of us who have started up a company in recent times and are looking forward to offsetting their incomes by the company expenses and hence save on taxes...



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